We’ve started trying for a baby.
Mrs Nobody ovulated 2 days ago and the deed was dutifully done for a couple of days each side of egg-laying day.
Now comes the infamous ‘Two Week Wait’ while we wait too see if one of my little soldiers has managed to breech the defences, join forces with the locals and begin a nine-month occupation of Uteronia.
We bought a metric duck-load of NHS early pregnancy tests online last month in preparation. They’re very very sensitive to the pregnancy hormone and if the hormone is there is should be detectable after only 2 weeks.
Obviously we’re REALLY not expecting a positive after such a short time trying but you never know!